Christmas Sweater Festival! Woo!

Listen up champ. We know you're about to be inundated with a near-unmanageable stream of stupid Christmas "parties" in the coming weeks. You will feel somehow obligated to attend at least some of them, in spite of the coma-inducing tedium most of them will involve. So, since we're all about catering to YOUR needs, we're providing you with a kick-ass event that you'll actually be stoked to attend. It's OK, you can thank us later.

Here's the deal: the show takes place on 12/14, at Crash Mansion, 1024 S. Grand Avenue, Downtown LA. There are five bands, rad giveaways, and NO HEADLINERS. Each band will play two 15-minute sets throughout the night, like so:

9:00p The Deadly Syndrome
9:20p The Mae-Shi
9:40p Happy Hollows
10:00p The Pity Party
10:20p Eskimohunter
10:40p Eskimohunter
11:00p The Pity Party
11:20p Happy Hollows
11:40p The Mae-Shi
12:00a The Deadly Syndrome

As if you need further convincing, we'll be donating all proceeds to Doctors Without Borders. And that, my friends, is why the $5 cover is a MINIMUM donation. Should you be feeling more generous, higher-priced tickets are also available for purchase. Click here to buy advance tickets.